A terrible threat looms over Azeroth. A player known only as "The One With No Life" has been terrorizing the lowbie zones, slaying countless adventurers who dare to enter his domain. He cannot be reasoned with. He cannot be stopped by normal means.
The only hope lies in the legendary Sword of a Thousand Truths - an item so powerful it was removed from the game's code and stored on a USB flash drive at Blizzard HQ.
"How do you kill that which has no life?"
With the power of the Sword of a Thousand Truths, you have done the impossible. Balance has been restored to Azeroth. Your data has been recovered.